Going down the rabbit hole bye



"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"

You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???

What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????

My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.


Aaand I opened Skype and the computer crashed. Fuck me I think it might be overtaxing the computer. I’m gonna see if I can fix it by changing the amount of ram allowed to the server hosting thing and I’m also gonna update my bios but for now yeahhhh



so basically um im horny 


do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

goddangit now i really want to know what im doing wrong because the only thing im getting is a cant connect to server even if ive checked everything twice ://///

Here do you wanna go on skype quickly and do screen share? We can compare to see what the difference is

omg to that name but no ask was receiver sorry

S’okay, computer crashed twice running it, but before that happened I got Lindy to connect and it worked fine :) so it’s all set up and shit if my computer would y’know. Not blue screen.

So I’ve successfully set up a server with the ports and shit, but hosting and playing causes my computer to crash

pffff tell me how it goes with that

I actually think I have it going. Would you mind testing it out to see if you can connect? I think I sent you an ask with my external IP, just click add server I think and put it in there. Name is Duck Tempest.

I just about gave myself a heart attack because my computer crashed the moment I clicked on one of the minecraft server files before I realize my battery had just slipped out


im the friend that picks rainbow road

Augustus: so your name is four
Tobias: yeah
Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
Tobias: will you stop